scrptskr

Available: One writer. Slightly used. Warranty still good. No significant exterior dings, scratches, dents, or cracks. Unabashed nerd with sci-fi and creature feature tendencies. Proficient in Final Draft, Word, and Photoshop. Comes with subversive and wicked sense of humor. Able to subsist solely on Goldfish crackers, Starbucks and Coke Zero. Optional accessories include three furry minion sidekicks (one who is rumored (but not yet confirmed) to have ties to/and or may well be the Da...