"A group of school janitors decide to risk it all and form a curling team with the hopes of going to the Olympics." Based on absolutely nothing. In the vein of Cool Runnings and The Blind Side.
Thanks TB! LOL never saw that one Frobisher. It's true though, there's gotta be some guy mopping up puke who does it SO WELL that he's destined to bring peace to Russia in the form of curling.