Single Status Update
Just started following Modern Family writer Danny Zuker on Twitter (@dannyzuker). He really captures Billy Wilder's stolen quote: "A tip from Lubitsch: Let the audience add up two plus two. They’ll love you forever." Plus he's good with Vine.
Some examples of his where you the reader get to add up 2+2:
I just watched a 15 year old girl who was busy texting walk into a light post and I am no longer an atheist.
The quality of the gifts I get my family when I'm away is proportional to how poorly I behaved. They're all getting cars. #ByeSydney
The most disturbing thing I ever found on my son's computer was an empty history folder.
that looks fun!
im real excited to be coming up with a screenplay. so what if i can't write a novel.
a girl told me she love guys with glasses. she says it makes them look hot. i thought she meant shot glasses. #vision impaired
pregnant teenagers have to decide whether or not to keep or give up their baby at such a young age. that's a huge decision. is it bad that at 39 i still can't decide if i like pepsi or coke better? #save that one for 2026