Watching the herring run on Cape Cod. Poor bastards have to fight the current, swim UP waterfalls, all while avoiding poaching seagulls. But the reward is sweet: when they make it to the top they get their spawn on like its nobody's business.
Freud would have a field day with that comment. Cape Cod has waterfalls? The answer to your id's question is yes, women will sleep with you when you are a successful screenwriter.