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  1. GTA V $800 Million 1st day. Yowza.

    1. axalon

      axalon

      Very impressive and well deserved

    2. Shining1

      Shining1

      I got my copy, first day!

  2. GT5 $800 Million 1st Day. Yowza.

  3. THE BOY WHO HARNESSED THE WIND. Other movie titles that unintentionally make you think about farts... Go!

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    2. ... who are those guys?
    3. Shining1

      Shining1

      In & Out, Deep Rising, Joe Vs. The Volcano, Booty Call

    4. andrewpwoodberry
  4. THE PURGE aka REWRITE GONE WRONG.

    1. tbwhite

      tbwhite

      Worse. Premise gone wasted.

    2. ... who are those guys?

      ... who are those guys?

      The premise makes no sense to me - at least in how it's presented in the trailers.

    3. nazardo

      nazardo

      The script wasn't a great execution of the premise but it was far better than the movie. They changed all the interesting parts of the script and made the premise even more confusing.

  5. JEMIYAH JONES & THE FAIRIES OF NIR – THE AWAKENING OF BALIEKAH PEARL. Forget the 1st 10 rule -- I lost interest during the title!

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    2. Mike

      Mike

      When their fearless, but narcoleptic leader, Baliekah Pearl nods off during a penultimate battle, Jemiyah Jones and her legion of Faries must race to find a sleep wizard who can awaken Beliekah before Nir is destroyed by killer moths. I kid, of course. Kooky title.

    3. nazardo

      nazardo

      I still haven't got to the end of the title and am concerned about the poor bastard outside movie theater who is gonna have to fit it all on the marque.

    4. sangun

      sangun

      The producing company's address is a Mr. Mail in Hollywood. I'd probably watch a Mr. Mail movie.

  6. Hard to write when your muse is sleeping. Even harder when she has a hangover.

    1. Mike

      Mike

      Someone once said great revolutions in thought come on doves feet. Is your muse avian? If not, give her a Tommy Burger with chile fries, six gallons of water, that aughtta kick start her. If not, put a nickel in her poison purse a pray for rain.

    2. nazardo

      nazardo

      Mike I shit you not but a little bird just knocked itself silly flying into my balcony window. I watched it twitch for a few minutes unsure how to help. Finally tapped on glass. It hopped up and took flight. Muse back in business. Who says near death experiences have to be your own? :)

  7. TIMECOP REMAKE should be about someone going back in time to stop the making of the original film so the remake feels fresh.

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    2. Reader George

      Reader George

      Mystery, Alaska a pleasant surprise.

      Slapshot also one of Newman's best roles.

    3. craktactor

      craktactor

      I ex[ect nothing but "shat" when it comes to the Ducks "of Anaheim". GO KINGS!!!

    4. Mike

      Mike

      BRUINS!!!!!!

  8. If a magician entertains everyone in his audience that isn’t a magician... and said magicians say the show sucked... did it REALLY suck? Or did the magicians’ overawareness of how the tricks are done cloud their ability to sit back and enjoy the show?

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    2. Shining1

      Shining1

      Oh. My. God.... YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES rules! One of my all time faves. Curse the remake they're trying to do, along with THEY LIVE and ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK and THE NEVERENDING STORY. Curses everywhere

    3. ... who are those guys?

      ... who are those guys?

      Young Sherlock Holmes... attack of the pastries,

    4. nazardo

      nazardo

      Big fan of YSH too and great point about CGI. Even laymen have turned to experts on that, and I can't even fathom what can trump CGI.

  9. Watching the herring run on Cape Cod. Poor bastards have to fight the current, swim UP waterfalls, all while avoiding poaching seagulls. But the reward is sweet: when they make it to the top they get their spawn on like its nobody's business.

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    2. nazardo

      nazardo

      Lol. I meant waterfalls from herrings' POV. 2 foot rocks with water plunging straight down and they still find a way to get over them. It's inspiring.

    3. sbbn

      sbbn

      So I'm trying out the online dating thing right now and your description is pretty apt for that... (although, I can't complain, I've had it much less rough than many of the stories I hear of rejection and psychopaths).

    4. nazardo

      nazardo

      Lol. Yeah. Life of a herring is MUCH easier than online dating. I always wanted to see a Match.com commercial with all the horror stories I've heard. "My first date tried to chloroform and make a skin suit out of me... it was love at first sight".

  10. Working on a script during your day job is still TECHNICALLY being paid to write, right? =)

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    2. ThaVillain

      ThaVillain

      Wish I could put FD on my work comp. Mostly I do outlines, notes, etc. in Word. Or just read scripts during downtime.

    3. nazardo

      nazardo

      Yeah, I can't install FD either so I do what you do but also will write in a format FD can easily import once home.

    4. Shining1

      Shining1

      Ha! We share the same mindset. I always refer to writing on down time as getting paid through work!

  11. Men in Black 4: Who's gonna play the younger version of Josh Brolin?

    1. aphid47

      aphid47

      Josh Hartnett

    2. nazardo

      nazardo

      Lol. That could work.

  12. In the zone and loving it.

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    2. nazardo

      nazardo

      Wouldn't that be the best? An ACTUAL room you could enter where everything just flows onto the page? The words have never poored out as easily as they are right now for me. It's the the absolute tits =)

    3. Mike

      Mike

      Make sure you spell check it. :-)

    4. nazardo

      nazardo

      Dude, that's what the SPELL CHECK ROOM will be for ;)

  13. Um... does the logline for Dodgeball 2 REALLY have to be kept under wraps?

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    2. Elliott79

      Elliott79

      Wonder if it'll have another inspirational Lance Armstrong cameo... possibly not.

    3. nazardo

      nazardo

      That would actually be a riot and good PR move for Lance.

    4. dsjones

      dsjones

      The focus is getting Lance back in the game.

  14. I liked The Host and 9% of Rotten Tomatoes agrees with me =)

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    2. Sly0712

      Sly0712

      Don't worry ds, (s)he's being fictitious.

    3. nazardo

      nazardo

      He wishes he was, but it's true. I got dragged to it but enjoyed it. There WERE a lot of cringe worthy moments but the bizarre love quadrangle worked for me, stirring up feelings of love lost. My heart took over for my mind for 2 hours. Maybe I'm just a sucker for love stories and need to stop avoiding them.

    4. sbbn

      sbbn

      9%... that's impressive it was able to get that high of numbers.

       

  15. LOVING new external monitor / keyboard. SO much better than writing on a laptop!

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    2. Jaco

      Jaco

      That's my set up as well - but with a Toshiba laptop - works great because in the office I get the dual monitor setup and then when I travel I have the laptop to go with me.

    3. aphid47

      aphid47

      I do the same, but with a flat screen television

       

    4. sangun

      sangun

      As far as posture you could do what a lot of editors do which is sit on one of those balance/exercise balls.

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